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Friends Talking Shop Podcast
Do you know how many times a group of male friends has gathered, usually at a sports bar, had some fun mocking each other, and then collectively said, “Hey, we should start a podcast!” The answer is tens of thousands. Friends talking shit about one another and making money on it is the dream of males from coast to coast.
By Frank Racioppiabout 5 hours ago in Humor
Two Grumpy Old Men Solve the Problem. Top Story - March 2026.
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty had been a bachelor all his life. Steve said it was because no one could stand to ever live with. Marty’s standard reply was “Well, you are, so what sort of a moron does that make you!”
By Calvin Londonabout 13 hours ago in Humor
Tatt~Master. Top Story - March 2026.
— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress — As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?
By Jay Kantor3 days ago in Humor
Lady, Just Get Back in Your Car
I read this joke a couple of days ago on the internet. A man is driving his five-year-old to a friend's house. Suddenly, another car speeds in front and cuts them off. They almost have an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later, he realises the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says, "Too late, Douchebag."
By Calvin London4 days ago in Humor
Ten things I’ve Learned from watching Naked and Afraid…So Far…. Content Warning.
10. The world is not a safe place, all kinds of little wildlife is out there that can seriously cause harm or death. Season 1, Episode 1 producer Steve Rankin was bitten by a Fur-de-lance and nearly lost his life while scouting a location for the first episode of Naked and Afraid.
By Cassie Moore5 days ago in Humor
If We Took Instructions Literally, Civilization Would Collapse by Thursday
We live in a society held together by one fragile, invisible thread: the collective understanding that no one is taking the instructions literally. This is the unspoken covenant of civilization.
By The Pompous Post6 days ago in Humor
The Irony of Minimalism
Minimalism does not mean less money This word minimalism seems like the definition is "not buying stuff," but can be more in line more with the rich buying beige cars every few months. Rich people use this as a way to show they have the time and means to constantly keep their extremely white sheets and couches clean. They like the idea of having as inoffensive of a home as possible. There is no reason to have out a bunch of personal lore and beliefs when that could cause such a stir! No one shall stare at and judge their shelves full of cute items!
By Seashell Harpspring 6 days ago in Humor
Sheikh Chilli and The Pot of Milk
In almost every village, there is someone whose imagination runs faster than reality. In South Asian folk tales, that person is Sheikh Chilli. He isn’t cruel or foolish in a harmful way — just endlessly dreamy. His thoughts always take him somewhere else, and that’s exactly what makes his stories funny and memorable. One bright morning, his mother handed him a clay pot filled with fresh milk. “Take this to the market,” she said. “Sell it carefully and bring the money back home. And this time, don’t get distracted.” Sheikh Chilli nodded confidently. “Don’t worry, Ammi. I’ll handle everything perfectly.” He balanced the pot carefully on his head and set off toward the market. The sun was gentle, the road quiet. Birds chirped in the neem trees, a stray dog barked somewhere near the fields, and the faint smell of fresh earth and cow dung filled the air. Perfect for walking, perfect for daydreaming. And daydreaming was what Sheikh Chilli did best.
By Shahid Zaman6 days ago in Humor
Inside the Gym of Chad “Thunderbuns” Wilson, The World’s First Mentagonist™
When I accepted an internship at The Pompous Post, I imagined journalism. Investigations, serious interviews, and possibly a press badge. Instead, last Tuesday morning, I was handed a clipboard and told:
By The Pompous Post8 days ago in Humor
Ferdinand the Funny Rooster. AI-Generated.
Once upon a time, in a quaint little village surrounded by green fields and winding cobblestone paths, there lived a rooster named Ferdinand. Ferdinand was no ordinary rooster. He had shiny feathers in shades of red, orange, and green that glimmered in the morning sun, and a proud stance that made him look like the king of the barnyard. But Ferdinand had a very unusual problem: every time he tried to crow “cock-a-doodle-doo” at dawn, out came a loud, unexpected “woof-woof!”
By Michael Tomasetta9 days ago in Humor
