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Reviews of the top geek movies, tv, and books in the industry.
Spongebob Review
The "Hall Monitor" episode of SpongeBob SquarePants has a simple yet classic premise: SpongeBob, having finally earned his hall monitor badge after an exhaustive test, is brimming with an almost terrifying enthusiasm for enforcing school rules. His transformation from cheerful fry cook to a rigid, power-drunk authority figure is instantaneous and absolute. He immediately begins patrolling the halls of the boating school with militaristic precision, his once-friendly demeanor replaced by a stern, pencil-pushing rigidity as he mercilessly issues citations for the most minor infractions, from improper shoe-tying to walking in a straight line. This rapid descent into bureaucratic tyranny sets the stage for the episode’s central chaos, showcasing how a good-natured character can become dangerously comical when given a tiny sliver of power, all while his friend Patrick looks on with bemused confusion.
By Forest Green19 days ago in Geeks
"Solo Mio" (2026): A Fresh Romantic Comedy
Love brings challenges and adventures. Solo Mio flew into theaters in 2026. Matt Taylor’s fiancée stands him up at the altar. As he attempts to find answers about his lost romance, Matt ventures the streets of Rome doing activities alone. In his journey, he meets new people.
By Marielle Sabbag19 days ago in Geeks
Regina Spektor's FAR (album review)
Regina Spektor's 2009 album Far,* her fifth studio effort, arrives like a whimsical comet streaking through the indie-pop cosmos--bright, unpredictable, and leaving trails of introspection in its wake. Produced with the polished touch of multiple heavyweights like Jeff Lynne and Mike Elizondo, Far refines Spektor's signature blend of piano-driven quirkiness, vocal acrobatics, and lyrical depth without sanding off her eccentric edges. It's an album that feels both intimate and expansive, as if Spektor is whispering secrets from a crowded room while gazing at distant stars. Clocking in at just over 45 minutes, it explores the absurdities of existence through a lens that's equal parts playful and profound, inviting listeners to laugh, cry, and ponder the human condition. But beneath the melodic charm lies a rich vein for analysis: from psychological unravelings to sociopolitical undercurrents, Far begs to be dissected like a dream journal scribbled in the margins of a philosophy text.
By ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR19 days ago in Geeks
Our Lady Peace's CLUMSY (album review)
Our Lady Peace's 1997 sophomore album Clumsy* crashes onto the alt-rock scene like a meteor from the Canadian suburbs--raw, introspective, and laced with the kind of anthemic hooks that defined the post-grunge era. Frontman Raine Maida's lyrics, paired with the band's muscular yet melodic soundscapes (courtesy of guitarist Mike Turner, producer Arnold Lanni, and drummer Jeremy Taggart), transform personal turmoil into universal anthems. Clocking in at around 45 minutes across 11 tracks, Clumsy builds on their debut Naveed by amplifying the emotional stakes: it's less about ethereal mysticism and more about the gritty grind of identity, alienation, and the quiet wars men wage against themselves and society. Released amid the tail end of grunge's heyday, it captures the 90s zeitgeist--think flannel-clad existentialism meets radio-friendly riffs--while probing deeper into the psyche. Entertaining as a head-banging road trip companion, it's thought provoking as a mirror to male vulnerability, making it a staple for anyone who's ever stared at the ceiling at 4 a.m., questioning everything.
By ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR19 days ago in Geeks
Only Lovers Left Alive
Today I watched "Only Lovers Left Alive," a 2013 Jim Jarmusch film. It is hard to define its genre: Wikipedia describes it as "Gothic fantasy comedy-drama," but I've also seen it defined as "horror thriller." I guess to say it has a little bit of everything would be fair. I'm going to run it quickly through my usual media literacy analysis, with major spoilers included. So if you want to watch it and hate spoilers, you should probably stop here.
By Lana V Lynx20 days ago in Geeks
Amy Rose was the first Time-Travel Hedgehog
When you think of time travel in the Sonic the Hedgehog lore, who is the first that pops into your head? I thought it was Silver the Hedgehog, just like several other people. But guess what? Amy Rose did take part in time travel, and so did Metal Sonic.
By stephanie borges20 days ago in Geeks
Which Sonic Character has the saddest backstory?
I recently watched a video by YouTuber Tyrecordslol discussing how many fans believe Shadow the Hedgehog has the saddest backstory in the Sonic franchise. While I understand why Shadow’s story resonates with so many, I actually think there are two characters who could rival him: Knuckles and Silver the Hedgehog.
By stephanie borges21 days ago in Geeks
Send Help (2026) - A Movie Review
You call being stuck on a desert island horrible? Send Help crashed-landed in theaters in 2026. Linda Liddle has been overlooked in the office for too long. After a plane crash, Linda and her malicious boss, Bradley Preston, are stranded on a desert island. The battle of office ranks continues as they fend for themselves and search for help.
By Marielle Sabbag21 days ago in Geeks
Marty Supreme - A Movie Review
It’s every man for himself where I come from. Marty Supreme is a 2025 film. Marty Mauser, a professional table tennis player, stops at nothing to reach his global quest for stardom. That involves cheating the system, hustling, and endangering others with every pursuit of fame.
By Marielle Sabbag21 days ago in Geeks
