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Procrastination
I'll do the dishes later
Later never comes
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me, me, me
when i read back my poetry it screams “me, me, me” on my screen in bold letters and i can’t shut it up — most days, i cannot make any other words out; i want to throttle a thousand versions of the me gone by, i want to throw myself from a figurative balcony, i want to sink a sword into every pen i’ve held
By angela hepworth7 days ago in Poets
Comments (6)
Lol... great work! The dishes never gets the time that it deserves...SMH
At least you are honest about it
You said it, Bill!! 🤣💌
procrastinating is a flaw of mine too
Me & procrastination go together real bad! 🤣 Lol Excellent work my friend! 🥰
My anxiety never lets me procrastinate, lol