I wanted to title this something different, but worried that my chosen title might cause problems entering the United States in the future so this is the new title. It's the greatest title. No one has ever written a title better than this. (All titles unrelated to content).
Let me be honest. I am finding this difficult. Now, I like a challenge, a stretch, a bit of an obstacle course. “Write about the decline of the British Empire in the form of a narrative poem in which your protagonist is an artichoke” I read, and flex my fingers. “Write a haiku to evoke the sensation of sibilance using only the first half of the alphabet.” “Well”, I think to myself, “this should be fun.” But “write about a system that isn’t working”? A system that isn’t working? Now? In 2026? ONE system? My favourite system that isn’t working? The sexiest system that isn’t working? The one giving me the most angst day to day? The one giving me the most existential dread? I am, as I say, finding this difficult. I will own that I have contemplated writing a thousand words on why the steady “all on” setting on my fairy lights is the EIGHTH of seven options which must be sequentially activated to get there, because that is a system that some fool came up with and it definitely doesn’t work, and now who is paying the price, eh? But how can I write about my fairy lights when…. When…. When….
Comments (7)
Delightful haiku.
You never disappoint either when it comes to a great haiku! Happy New Year 🎉
This is so relatable and cozy.
Definitely a small source of heat. Nicely done, Ray!
That's soooo warm and nice. Loved it!
"Author of a cosy night" I love that! I had a hot water bottle once. It was very comforting until it got too old and finally broke in my bed and I just ended up very wet! Probably my fault for not replacing it sooner lol!
This is a comforting idea for cold feet as well.